Okoro never still find Wife
Anyone from the East-side will understand where this will led us to sooner; also those from the West-side will get the hump because, they are always on the case.
Some years back while serving the great country as a corp member, travelling up North as the Okoro boy from the East was not the only experience but many that will follow in the course of one year on the Nigeria intergration. We were asked a lot of questions based on certain prejudices and bias about every Okoro man about. One that resonates is ‘ why is it that Okoro men do not marry early?’. As though it was not enough they will proceed to give their own answers. Oh! Is it because they will want to build house and buy cars first, abi na the high bride price (?)!
Those questions have remained unanswered because those that ask already have answers so why bother to answer. However, every Okoro man knows his reason, like a trade secret. Whatever be the real reasons for late marriage amongst Okoro men, we are still searching for answers and will make it public soon.
However, a post caught my attention that actually prompted this follow up. My Pen and My Paper’s No be by force to marry o have been able to bring to the core somewhat the fear of the Okoro man. As you are well aware, he is proud and percieved to be arrogant by others. I will bet my keyboard and mouse if that man in that wedding is an Okoro man. Okoro cannot say this…
….Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication… etc
Since Okoro cannot do a community supported wedding project because he is too big for it; he is marching on with the slogan that ‘wife material no dey market’ hence, him never still find wife.
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Caught in my own web
April 8, 2008 by 
Che Oyimnatumba · Leave a Comment
By C.C. Ashimole.
I went to a buka to wack
As soon as I sat down, flies greeted me and some boxed
me in the face and chest. In an attempt to give them
an uppercut, I knocked down a tumbler.
Oga, you must pay-o! The waiter announced.
I told the waiter who wore an oil stained ruffian-
Like dress that I wanted food.
The waiter asked:
How many plates?
I told him: “I don’t eat plates,
I want fudu! Fudu! Rice and beans I frowned.
The waiter told me they have no rice but jalof
My Jove! I scratched my head. What a fool, I thought.
In desperation, I said, okay, get me one plate.
The waiter laughed and said “sorry, Oga, we don’t eat plate here, but food.”
You must be mad, I said fuming.
The waiter in a fighting mood snapped: “you are crazing”
He faced me with a long kitchen spoon on his right hand as if to say
“talk now and I will wipe your face”.
He ended pointing the spoon at me: “you sarama beach” meaning “you son of a bitch.”
I left his “hotel” but did not pay for the tumbler.
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Know A Criminal
February 9, 2008 by OCI · Leave a Comment
5 Characteristics of Stupid Criminals
Stupid criminals are everyone’s favorite joke. The news, television shows, and Internet videos all enjoy making fun of stupid criminals. It is always comforting to know that there is someone out there who is dumber than we are.
There are a number of characteristics that most stupid criminals share. For instance:
Characteristic Number 1: They never have a plan. Even the fact that so many of them get caught on camera proves this, as a smart criminal would never leave behind a sure-fire way to get caught. Additionally, these dumb offenders never seem to have any idea what to do next, instead bumbling through a series of mistakes that inevitably ends with them getting caught.
Characteristic Number 2: They typically take an average crime and screw it up beyond belief. Take, for instance, the liquor store robber who climbed into the building through the roof at night. Never mind the tried-and-true technique of entering the store masked and armed and demanding all the money in the cash register, this guy decided he was going to reinvent the wheel. Unfortunately, his bright idea didn’t work out so well after all: He couldn’t figure out how to get back out of the store afterward, and the security cameras caught the whole thing on video anyway.
Characteristic Number 3: They give themselves away. Some people seem to forget that this is the twenty-first century, and that there are such things as fingerprinting, video cameras, and other technology for tracking down criminals. As a result, you often find these outlaws forgetting to wear a mask and gloves, or take other precautions for preventing themselves from being discovered.
Characteristic Number 4: They never know when the game is up. In the 1990s, there was a video of a man who was pulled over for speeding, and then ran away from the cop on foot, never mind that the cop had his keys, his license, and his car. A lot of stupid criminals are like this: They just don’t know when to quit. Running or fighting when you are good and caught is always a bad idea.
Characteristic Number 5: They almost always get caught. One hallmark of a stupid criminal is that he almost always lands himself in jail. Part of what is so funny about these crooks is that the mistakes they make almost always result in them getting caught.
Stupid criminals always do the darnedest things. There are a lot of them out there, but thankfully this usually means more entertainment for us. If someone you know tends to exhibit these traits, chances are you know a stupid criminal.
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Lagos to Bangkok
December 4, 2007 by OCI · Leave a Comment
I used to think Nigerians were the most creative of people around.
Nigerians can make something out of nothing.
We can make corpses walk, if need be; for the right reasons, though.
I think, we have been beaten here;
Oshodi in its glamour;
Ojuelegba in its glory; nor
CMS in its elegance;
Cannot compare with this wonder from Bangkok.
Enjoy the clip.
Train Runs Through Bangkok Market
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